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A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
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The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder’s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, “See those, baby? That’s 1000 pounds of dynamite!” She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
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She replies, “With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!”

Two guys were at a bar arguing with their friend who was a midget. Sudden out of nowhere, the Pope walks into the bar! “Oh my god its the pope ” they all say at once “the midget says to the guys ‘That’s it I’m going ask him.” So he walks up to the Pope and asks “Sir, are there midget nuns in America?”, “No, no, no.” says the Pope “Are there midget nuns in the entire world?” “No, no, no.” says the Pope “Are there even such things as midget nuns?” “No, no, no.” says the Pope. His friends burst out chanting, “Joe screwed a penguin, Joe screwed a penguin…”

Now buyingUGG Boots can be expensive but if you shop around, you can find some great deals. However genuine UGGs will always be that bit more expensive and you need to be aware that there are fakes on sale. Usually you can find much better prices on genuine UGGs on sale during the summer months.

UGGs are more popular with women than men and the ugg classic tall are the most popular with most women. While some men do wear UGGs may do not feel confident enough to wear UGG boots as the general consensus is that boots are for women.

The best place to begin your search for discount genuine UGG classic tall boots is online, the internet retails usually offer better prices because the have lower costs. If you use a reputable online store you should have no problem with inferior quality UGGs. Another option is to visit your favorite online auction site like nikeclubs. You will need to be more careful here as there are often fake UGGs on sale.

(CNN) — A Dutch court Friday ruled against letting a 14-year-old girl sail solo around the world, saying she is not experienced enough to make the trip on her own.

Laura Dekker would be allowed to travel from July 1 of next year if she fulfills certain requirements the court established for her to sail.

In August, Dutch authorities placed Dekker under state care for two months, following her parents’ refusal to prevent her from undertaking the potentially dangerous voyage.

Dekker is seeking to become the youngest person to sail solo around the world.

The current record holder is 17-year-old British teenager Mike Perham who completed his nine-month voyage in August.

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These great ugg boots can keep keep your feet warm, and in the summer they keep your feetcool. You can wear these boots without any socks because the sheepskin sock liner takes away moisture from your feet ensuring that they remain dry at all times.

Actually,wearing these boots without socks helps to maximize the cushioning and warmth effect of the sheepskin from which these boots are made. The only disadvantage to these boots compared to other styles produced by Uggs is they only come in a few colors. However the black, sand or chocolate Ugg classic tall are ones that will look good with nearly every outfit you have in your wardrobe.

If you who have never had a pair of Uggs before then you should purchase a pair in a size that is smaller than you would normally wear. However, there is no need for you to go down a complete size as Ugg boots also come in half sizes. What is important is that when you wear them they should sit snuggly around your feet without being uncomfortable. Plus what you will notice over time with good quality sheepskin boots such as the Ugg Classic Tall is that they do give slightly and will also mold themselves to your feet shape.Don’t worry about money,now a large number of websites provide a huge selection of cheap UGG Classic Tall,you can afford one or even more.

You also need to be aware that once you brought yourself one pair of Ugg Classic tall boots you are going to end up wanting to purchase some more. However, don’t just limit yourself to buying this style of Ugg boots as there are plenty of other wonderful designs and colors to select from in their boots range.

Last winter, my mother bought me a pair of Ugg shoes, I felt very delight when I worn them on feet and gave her a big kiss to thank her. This pair of boots really brought me much comfort and warmth. And the most important, they are stylish shoes so that I could wear them in the street. I very thanked my mum and this pair of Ugg boots.
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Jack and Tom, are having a beer in a saloon when a cowboy walks in with an Indian’s head under his arm. He hands it to the bartender, and the bartender hands him money. The bartender turns to them and says, “I hate Indians. Last week they burnt my barn to the ground and killed my wife and three kids. Anybody brings me the head of an Indian, I’ll give them a thousand bucks.” Jack and Tom guzzle their beers and leave to go hunt Indians. After a while, they finally spot one. Jack throws a rock, it hits him on the head, the Indian falls off his horse, and rolls seventy feet down a ravine. The two cowboys make their way down the ravine and Tom pulls out his knife to claim their trophy. Jack says, “Tom, take a look at this.” Tom says, “Not now, I’m busy.” Jack says, “I really think you should have a look.” Tom says, “Asshole, can’t you see I’m busy? I’ve got a thousand dollars in my hand.” Jack says, “Please, Tom, take a look.” Tom looks up at the top of the ravine, and there’s five thousand Indians standing there. Tom says, “Fuck! We’re gonna be millionaires!”

Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, “Let’s go over to that bar and get something to drink.” The guy with the Chihuahua said, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.”
The one with the Doberman said, “Just follow my lead.” They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. The bouncer at the door said, “Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed.”
The man with the Doberman said, “You don’t understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog.” The bouncer said, “A Doberman pinscher?” The man said, “Yes, they’re using them now. They’re very good.” The bouncer said, “OK then, come on in.” The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he’d try it too so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew his story would be a bit more unbelievable. Once again the bouncer said,
“Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.” The man with the Chihuahua said, “You don’t understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog.”
The bouncer said, “A Chihuahua?” The man with the Chihuahua said, “A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They gave me a damn Chihuahua???”

In order to protect your Ugg classic tall  or other footwear we highly recommend treating all sheepskin footwear (not only Uggs) with official UGG Cleaner and conditioner and all sheepskin and suede footwear with UGG Water and Stain Repellent, this is because Uggs cleaners and repellents are of the best quality in the world so you should feel very confident in using them. Follow the instructions provided and cleaning your shoes or boots every forty–five days is usually recommended.
Never put the cleaner directly on the footwear as this may damage it. ONLY wash by hands and dilute the cleaner with water. Put the cleaner on a wash rag (clean one ) and then pat on your Uggs boots until the dirt comes off but never rub too hard. Rinse the area with cool H20 and then let it dry somewhere BUT never in the sunlight because this will seriously mess up your expensiveboots.
For the water repellent make sure you are using the official Ugg brand then spray the surface of your boots until it looks wet but isn’t drenched and then leave them alone for at least twenty-four hours…away from any kind of heat source ( this is important ).
Remember the better you care for your Uggs classic tall Boots, the longer they will last and the more you will get out of these amazing pieces of footwear.